Bite My Shiny Metal Underwear - Bender Crotch Placement Graphic High Waisted Bikini Bottom
"Bite my shiny metal... well, you know."
Give your top-drawer collection a 40% titanium upgrade. These cheeky women's underwear feature an original fan art illustration of the one and only Bender Bending Rodríguez lounging back, puffing on his signature cigar, and looking completely unimpressed—placed exactly where it counts to make anyone doing a double-take reconsider their life choices. It’s the ultimate combination of retro-futuristic sci-fi edge and pure, unadulterated attitude.
Whether you’re staying inside to plot a minor global heist, lounging around the apartment in maximum laziness, or looking for a hilariously accurate conversation starter, these undies tell the world exactly where to stick it.
More details
- 78% polyester 22% elastane
- Heavyweight fabric (8.55 oz)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: EmiVinni
- Email: contact@support.emivinni.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. To make your Padded Bikini Top last longer, thoroughly rinse it off after each use and get rid of any chlorine/salt residue. Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, azo dyes, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Bite My Shiny Metal Underwear - Bender Crotch Placement Graphic High Waisted Bikini Bottom Size Guide
| Size label | A | B |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
12.2
|
11.42
|
|
S
|
12.99
|
11.61
|
|
M
|
13.78
|
11.81
|
|
L
|
15.35
|
121
|
|
XL
|
16.93
|
12.2
|
|
2XL
|
18 1/2
|
12.6
|
|
3XL
|
208
|
12.99
|
