Bite My Shiny Metal Deck Playing Cards – Custom Futurama Fan Art Poker Deck
"Bite my shiny metal deck!"
Why play with a normal, law-abiding deck of cards when you can gamble with 40% titanium chaos? This premium, custom-printed poker deck features your striking original fan art illustration of the one and only Bender Bending Rodríguez lounging back, puffing on his signature cigar, and looking completely unimpressed by human rules. It is the ultimate tabletop upgrade for sci-fi animation buffs, retro-futurism geeks, and anyone who prefers their card games served with a heavy dose of criminal intent.
It’s perfect for running your own high-stakes poker game, practicing sleight of hand, or just flexing on your friends during game night. Grab a deck, pour yourself a cold beer, and remember: if you start losing, you can always go build your own card game with blackjack and... well, you know the rest.
More details
- 305 gsm premium-coated cardstock
- Size: 2.5″ × 3.5″ (6.4 cm × 8.9 cm)
- Standard 52-card deck with 2 Joker cards
- Customizable back side of the cards
- Includes white tuck box with cellophane display window
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: EmiVinni
- Email: contact@support.emivinni.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Size: 2.5″ × 3.5″ (6.4 cm × 8.9 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
